My Kid's First Curse Words

C.M. James

A Parenting Parody Book for Grown-Ups Who Know Kids Repeat Everything

My Kid’s First Curse Words is a hilarious adult parenting parody from C.M. James, created for parents, guardians, and grown folks who know that children always seem to hear the wrong word at the wrong time.

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This is not a children’s book... it is a funny, grown-up look at real parenting chaos, family moments, accidental language lessons, and the embarrassing things kids repeat when you least expect it. Blending humor, satire, and relatable adult storytelling,

My Kid’s First Curse Words turns everyday parenting stress into a laugh-out-loud LiteraVerse experience.

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